Most of My Friends Are Two-Thirds Water

I liked this story. It wasn't as weird as some of the stories in Magic for Beginners. There were still some weird things going on though. Jak thinking that all blondes are aliens was really funny. I almost died laughing when he discovered the blonde across the hall was like a Barbie doll and didn't have the right parts. I like that at the beginning of the story we had the quote from "The Concrete Mixer" by Ray Bradbury.